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Let's talk garbage about our bosses. Need to destress about working for a retard, or someone who, without his/her staff would be no less of a fucken moron. All my boss does is thumb his fucken anus and pretend to know shit. He is oblivious to how fucken stupid he is. If I had a opportunity to wipe him out off the face of the planet and could get a free pass in doing so, I would not hesistate to destroy him.
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The company boss is actually pretty awesome where I work. But my crew foreman? Complete asshole. He spends 15 minutes in the port-a-john at a time, 3-6 times a day. Then has the balls to say something if you have to use it more than once a day. Also, has a major inability to accept responsibility for any of his fuck-ups, it's always someone else's fault. But will take credit for anything you do. . "I did this, I did that" nevermind the fact that he was either in the shitter or text-fighting with his girlfriend all day. And after work is horrible too. Has to be the center of attention.. U could be talking to someone and out of nowhere he's all "Hold up, hold up.. Let me tell u something." then usually ends his statements with "Right or Wrong, right or wrong?" I would love to just kick the ladder over while he's on it, or grab him by the head and just beat it against the deck, or maybe the steel i-beam. And we recently had an OSHA safety course, so now this idiot is all 'safety first' nevermind the fact that HE's usually the accident in waiting.. He's fallen out of a window 25 feet up and broke his back, cut off four fingers on his hand, and fallen off a ladder, bounced off a deck and shattered his arm in like 4 places.. And THIS guy is telling ME how to be safe? I've been in this line of work for 9 years and never had an accident.. *knock on wood*
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Never really had a complete arsehole for a boss. Had a few funny ones though.

One guy was "working" late every night to get "projects finished". Everyone thought he was great. Opinions of him changed a bit after he had a problem with his PC and the IT guys found he'd been spending that time DLing a ton of watersport porn.
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My boss ordered something for me for a customer, and then dicked me around for a year and half. Still don't have the product, and the customer is still pissed off at me, of course. Luckily, she's my boyfriend's neighbor... <_< *Hate*
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my boss order 10k worth of metal bars that he wanted to fix onto a case. No one requested it. Somehow that idea got stuck up his stupid ass and everyone hated his idea. now the bars just sit in our closet...wow great use of 10k
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jizzme wrote:my boss order 10k worth of metal bars that he wanted to fix onto a case. No one requested it. Somehow that idea got stuck up his stupid ass and everyone hated his idea. now the bars just sit in our closet...wow great use of 10k
what type of case? :?
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boss is still a moron, but have been avoiding him whenever possible...life continues
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My boss refuses to give me a schedule of when I'm working until he day before, and wot add Sundays on weekend schedules so I don't know if I can leave for the weekend or not. *hate*
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theadirondackcoyote wrote:My boss refuses to give me a schedule of when I'm working until he day before, and wot add Sundays on weekend schedules so I don't know if I can leave for the weekend or not. *hate*
you should just tell your boss in advance when you need to take a weekend off.
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I don't know usually, and I need the work hours. If I'm working I'll be happy to stay, bu waiting all weekend and not doing anything because I might stay is rediculous. Especially when I end up not working and could have done something else with my time. This weekend I just left and reasoned that if I have to work I'll just drive back early on Sunday. It's still a hassle no matter what.


EDIT: and today the hits just keep coming. I was called at 8:45 in the morning to come in to work at 11-1. <_< That's absolutely unbelievable. Let alone illegal.
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so its been a while but i pissed off my boss recently...

he sent me an email on Oct 2 at around 6 pm after I went home with an excerpted message requesting information for the upper area managers stating to submit by oct 2. When I got to work the next day, he says he wants to talk to me about it in his office...

I ask him what the point of doing this was since the request was pretty much asking for drawings, data, and other information that didn't seem clear as to why they want it. He started getting impatient because I was questioning it. So then he let slip that he had requested a unit of the machine that was based off a survey. I gave him the run around and pretty much made him admit that he's a useless tool who submits to micromanagement. Then I said "why do we need a 5th unit?" when in actuality we had 2 extra in our inventory. He got pissed and he went to his meeting.

So I called the guy in the area and asked him to forward me the email he sent out. It was dated Sept 27...and the guy clarified he was only asking for information to new requests not existing units...which pretty much concludes that my boss is a fucken moron cock sucking bitch who is dumb as shit and emotional as a slut. wow way to be a man...what a faggot.
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can't you contact your district and report his incompetence or something ?
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LOL...the district is even worse...crap accumulates uphill
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pot.... kettle.... karma! :shazam:

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karma from having an opinion? nope...that's a freedom
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